LOS ANGELES, CA – Sighs of relief could be heard all throughout Def Jam Recordings (Bieber’s record label), after Justin’s latest single released under the name Red Eye, and not Pink Eye.
“Oh thank GOD,” reacted Scooter Braun, Justin’s manager. “The last time we let him name a song we ended up with Yummy.”
“I think we finally got through to him after making him Google where pink eye actually comes from,” voiced another label rep. “But hey, at the end of the day he can call it whatever he wants. We’re going to make money regardless.”