DALLAS, TX — Although the news of Southwest Airline’s pilots quitting came as an inconvenient shock to frequent fliers everywhere, artists and musicians across the world rejoiced, as it means there is finally open storage space for their guitars on the plane.
“I’ve been a touring musician for over ten years,” voiced one musician, who hastily booked up multiple flights, “and I have not once been able to store my guitar on the plane. Historic!”
The only drawback, however, is that the newfound storage space is the cockpit, which means the plane will literally never leave the ground.